Eaters of the Ants

So now we enter the wildlife section of my blog. I'll start with Giant Ant Eaters. I have fascinations with any animals that are, well... weird.


They are found in Central and South America. They are generally solitary creatures and feed on up 30,000 insects per year. (Thanks Wikipedia)


If threatened, Giant Ant Eaters will bear hug you, crushing your ribs and spine and tear your back open with its clawed hands, all while kissing you gently on the back of the neck. But they look so damn cute. I wanna ride one.