Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Winged Cat Terrorizes China

A Chinese cat has sprouted wings in the latest of natures strange attempts to find the next evolutionary successor to the failing Homo Sapien. First it was a monkey-faced pig, then a god-awful Montauk Monster is pulled to shore by a surfer, then the two headed boy named Kiron is born, and now we have a Bat-Cat with fat, furry wings bent on world domination. I can't wait to see what nature spits out next. Apparently the owner of the bat-cat was worried that her pride and joy would fly away and cut off one of the wings. BITCH!


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