Split Tongue. OMG

I recently had fangs added to my teeth which made me start looking at other body mods going on out there. I've seen this before but OMG. Check this chick out. I'm amazed tongues can do that.

Tesla Coil 'Played' to the Imperial March

Moonwalking Bird

Superman Is Real And He's British (?)

Dr Manhatten, made famous in the fictional graphic novel and film 'Watchmen', has materialized into the real world coincidentally at the premiere of the feature film in London. Unsuspecting passers by were shocked as the atomic blue man flashed into existence over the River Thames, no doubt to see if his penis was given appropriate representation in the film. For our own safety, let's hope they gave him a Johnny Holmes dong or we may incur his egoic wrath.

Co Co de Mer - Exotic Fetish... Stuff

While stumbling my way through the vast interconnected web I came across this most unusual yet magnetic site about exotic art-house fetishes. Freaky, Sexy, Hilarious, Confusing, Original... you get the idea. Oh, they also sell some cool stuff. Check out the bizarre film section.

http://www.coco-de-mer.com/

Trapped Lightning

Beard and Moustache Championship 2008

Superhero CAT-BOY born in China

According to The Sun online news blog/paper a Chinese boy named Nong Youhui was born with cat eyes that glow in the dark and allow him to see at night. COOOOOOOOL!!

Dad Ling said: "They told me he would grow out of it and that his eyes would stop glowing and turn black like most Chinese people but they never did."

Experts believe he was born with a rare condition called leukodermia which has left his eyes with less protective pigment and more sensitive to light.

That's it!! I am gonna replicate this leukodermia in my bathroom meth lab and impress the ladies with my nuclear powered cat eyes. Not to mention I'll be able to do my own cartoon night eye gags. Fuck Batman, I wanna be Catman!!... ok, sounds a little lame, but it'll catch on.

Zombie Girl - The Movie

If you're any older than 12 and have not yet made a feature film then you are falling behind. Emily Hagins made a zombie flick with a group of school friends and even had a documentary crew in tow for the making of. Holy Shit!! You can check out the trailer and get more info at http://www.zombiegirlthemovie.com/

Kick It

Here's a wicked homage to Tenacious D by Canadian animator Matt Shepherd. [NSFW - strong language]

If you like that then check out his blog.

Subterranean Ant City

Ever wonder what one of those giant ant hills looks like on the inside? Well, rather than shrink a man down, arm him with a tiny mech war suit and send him screaming into the mouth with a night vision camera, a bunch of mass-murdering 'scientist' vandals decided to pout 10 tons of concrete down there. The results are amazing!

Pixel 'Art'

Here's some soft porn pixel art by Jean-Yves Lemoigne made by photoshopping real women. Cool. 

Swedish Battery Collection Commercial

Swedish Battery Collection Project

Franklyn

Here's the trailer for a new British flick called 'Franklyn'.



The film gets a UK release on Feb 20th 2009.

It seems to remind me of something else I'd seen recently. Hmmm.

9 - the Trailer

back in November I posted the short film 9 for y'all to watch, and now here's the fetaure trailer. I know most (if not all) of it was done at a Toronto studio called Starz. Looks pretty good. Check it out;

Xmas/New Years in Oz

This is what I have in store for me in a few days time :)

And so it is with a heavy heart that I return to the motherland. A land of sun, sex and youthful joy. Don't weep for me, it's my lot in life. Someone's gotta take the fall. Haha... WOOO!!!

Happy holidays y'all!!!

My Kind of TV Commercial! NSFW!

I admit it, I'm a voyeuristic lover of women and nudity, and in that vein comes a great new ad for washing machines. Enjoy :)

Link:

Kung Fu Squirrels

Ghost Light Ad

Natural Harvest

Stop looking for the perfect xmas gift for that special lady in your life, I have found the only book they'll ever need. It's a cookbook for the finest of food connaisseurs called: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Seman-Based Recipes.

Here is the description of the book:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Check out the product page here and have a skim thru the pics of each recipe. OMG!!