Xmas/New Years in Oz

This is what I have in store for me in a few days time :)

And so it is with a heavy heart that I return to the motherland. A land of sun, sex and youthful joy. Don't weep for me, it's my lot in life. Someone's gotta take the fall. Haha... WOOO!!!

Happy holidays y'all!!!

My Kind of TV Commercial! NSFW!

I admit it, I'm a voyeuristic lover of women and nudity, and in that vein comes a great new ad for washing machines. Enjoy :)

Link:

Kung Fu Squirrels

Ghost Light Ad

Natural Harvest

Stop looking for the perfect xmas gift for that special lady in your life, I have found the only book they'll ever need. It's a cookbook for the finest of food connaisseurs called: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Seman-Based Recipes.

Here is the description of the book:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Check out the product page here and have a skim thru the pics of each recipe. OMG!!

Foie Gras is for FUCKERS!!

Never, ever, EVER eat Foie Gras or I will personally come and fuck you up!!!!! Foie Gras is duck liver gotten from a duck that has been esentially tortured by closet psycho killers and fed to rich cunts who probably had tiger penis as an appetiser and monkey brains for dessert. Check out this video and steer very fucking clear of Foie Gras if you have any decency for life!!

Albert or Marilyn

From where you are sitting this probably looks like Albert Einstein. True. Now try stepping back from your monitor about 5 metres and watch it change to Marilyn Munroe. Crazy.

More

I had totally forgotten about this film until I stumbled across it again today. I remember it blowing me away when it first came out. So, without further ado, here is the awesome 1999 short film by 'Kung Fu Panda' director Mark Osborne called 'More'

Zombie Ronnie

Just found this and thought it was cool.

Honkbarn 5

My pal Todd Ramsay has just finished slaving over his new Honkbarn epic. Check it out with the other 4 episodes at http://www.honkbarn.com/

Tilt-Shift Video

It's a bit long but here's a video made with the tilt-shift effect that makes shots look like miniatures.


Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Chicken Head Wonders

Smiley Skies

Here's a vid and a couple pics of the Moon/Venus/Jupitor smiley over Oz last night.

The Universe Smiles on Australia

A rare cosmic alignment on Monday will produce a smiling face high over Australia made up of Venus as the left eye, Jupitor as the right eye and the Moon as the smiling mouth. Is this the universe's way of saying the land of Oz is poised for great and wonderous things? Whatever. But if you are in Oz this Monday night please take a photo of it!! I wanna see the actual thing. read all about it here.

Bat Grave

I stumbled across this pic of a headstone in Portland. I don't know if it's linked to the comics or if its just some dead dude with the same name but either way it's appropriate to the current Batman story.

Batman is Dead... Maybe

So the final issue of Batman R.I.P. is out (Batman #681) and I've been reading and researching what happened (coz I missed the damn series and have to wait for TPB now) and the bottom line is... I have no fucking idea, and apparently nor does anyone else.

SPOILERS AHEAD (maybe)

It seems the dude responsible for trying to send Batman/Bruce insane was... Thomas Wayne! That's right, Bruces father who was supposed to have died that fateful night in the back alleys of Gotham. This was the single event that led to the creation of Batman in the first place. Bruce wanted to avenge his fathers death and protect the city from any such craziness ever happening again. Bruce was supposed to have died that night along with his mother but things went awry and Bruce lived to become the Batman. Thomas faked his death certificate etc. BUT, it's not entirely clear if it actually was Thomas Wayne. Perhaps it's his double or some other crazy dude, it's all left a little ambiguous.

After that is laid on you, Batman and the Joker are killed (maybe) in a helicopter explosion over Gotham harbour, followed by an image of Nightwing (Robin/Dick Grayson) holding the remains of the Bat cowl and cape. Is this suggestive of him becoming the next Batman? A bit too obvious but still cool. Are Batman and the Joker actually dead? Doubtful.

The whole thing is open to interpretation. There is still a follow up story to come next year called Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader so perhaps all will be revealed then. I still like it but a lot of people have been left sort of unsatisfied with the ambiguity it seems.

Iron Man Mark 1 Maquette

Sideshow Collectibles has produced an incredible Iron Man Mark 1 maquette that I would love to get my mitts on. The price is a bit steep for me at US$400 so I'll have to just enjoy the pics for now.
Join me as I dream.

9

With the feature nearing completion I thought I'd revisit the original short film; 9. Check it out below. Cool stuff.

9 Nine Shane Acker Short Animation
by FrFKmeron

Spirit of the Times

Without meaning to be preachy, it's a good idea for all of us to put aside a couple hours of our time and watch these 2 films; Zeitgeist and Zeitgeist Addendum. If you care about the world, about truth, freedom, peace, love, then watch them. Before anything can be done our eyes need to be opened. These films will help with step one. Here's the trailers;





The films can be watched for free on Google Video;
Watch Zeitgeist HERE
Watch Zeitgeist Addendum HERE

Check out the websites too:
http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com/
http://www.thezeitgeistmovement.com/
http://www.thevenusproject.com/

Heath For Best Supporting Actor

Warner Bros is officially going ahead with their push for Heath Ledger to get a best supporting actor nomination for the Dark Knight. Good. He was surprisingly brilliant as the Joker and I see no reason his death should disqualify him from winning the Oscar. The performance was completed and it was one of the best of the year so why not acknowledge it? Go Heath!