Tremors Down Under

Sticking with the Aussie news, there seems to be talks of a 5th Tremors film to be set in Oz called Tremors: The Thunder From Down Under. I have a guilty love of this series of films (though I've not yet seen the 4th) and so I'm naturally stoked that one could be set in my homeland. And it makes perfect sense as 70% of Oz is a freakin' desert, not to mention the fact that 9 out of the 10 most deadly creatures on earth are from Oz, why not a giant killer sand worm too?

Oz Animation to Open Sundance

Oscar winner Adam Elliot's first stop motion feature film Mary and Max (which I mentioned here back in September) is to open the 25th Sundance film festival on January 15 2009. The film stars the voices of Philip Seymour Hoffman and Toni Collette and is narrated by Barry Humphries. This is huge news for Adam and his producer Melanie Coombs and for the Oz animation scene. I predict that Adam and Melanie will be working on their next feaure within a couple of years for sure (unless he takes on a series first). Oz's indusrty is looking up finally. Animal Logic has two features in the works (the current project being the Guardians of Ga'Hoole directed by Zack Snyder of 300 and Watchmen fame), a new studio being put together called Dr. D will be taking on Happy Feet 2 and now Adam Elliot's feature is about to rock Sundance and undoubtedly open the door for more work. WOO! Keep it up Oz!!

Vampire Killing Kit

An 'authentic' vampire killing kit was recently auctioned off for $14,850 to a collector whose clearly being hunted and in desperate need of personal protection. The kit was made in around 1800 and is complete with stakes, mirrors, a gun with silver bullets, crosses, a Bible, holy water, candles and even garlic, all housed in a American walnut case with a carved cross on top... awesome!!!

Space Travel

Before I run the risk of this blog becoming a dedicated Batman fan site, here are some awesome travel posters made my a guy named Steve Thomas. My bags are packed already.

Batman: Not So Brave Or Bold

I caught the first episode of Batman: the Brave and the Bold and found it to be total shite. I am of the opinion that Batman should be a twisted, dark, vigilante psychopath struggling to to keep his shit together and NOT a campy fucking childrens character reminiscent of the Adam West/Burt Ward live action series. But that's exactly what this new series has done. the Dark Knight film has proven that audiences are ready for a darker take on superheroes and Batman is the perfect character to explore the twisted psyche of a man on the edge in a fucked up world.

The show is terribly written with out-of-place narration throughout, horrible pacing, lame dialogue and campy action. Fuck that! I get that the dark thing has been done for a while with Batman now but that's coz Batman IS dark for fuck sake! BAH! This is a sad day for superhero fans. We've taken a step back to the 60's and are treating kids like simpletons yet again. UGH! I'm so sick of it!

That said, I am a huge Bats fan and will probably give the show a couple more chances to find its feet, but I'm not holding my Breathe. The Bruce Timm animated series', the Batman and Justice League Unlimited were all goddam awesome! Why not ride that wave and take it even further? I kinda dig the visual style on some levels and I can see how this concept could have worked out pretty well, but it's just ended up being a poorly executed show with bad voice acting, shit scripts and boring direction. A shame.

Hope/Joke

Inspired by the Barack Obama HOPE poster comes the cool new Heath Ledger JOKE poster.

Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader?

So Neil Gaiman is penning a two-issue Batman tribute for DC called Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader? It'll recap the last 69 years of Bruce Wayne/Batman from his gruesome beginnings to his 'retirement' this Nov 26 when Batman R.I.P wraps in issue #681. Once Bruce Wayne hangs up the cape and cowl the battle will be on for the new Batman and I suspect Bruce will make a triumphant return as the Bat sometime during the 70th anniversary. Will it be anything like Superman's short-lived electric blue reboot a few years back?

Batman has a had a few different incarnations over the years. Lets recap some of them;

The original 1939 Batman;

Azrael (Jean-Paul Valley) as a violent, mechanically aided Batman after Bane broke Bruce Wayne's back;

Batman of Zur-En-Arrh (Bruce's psychologically alternate Batman);

Alex Ross' mechanically assisted Kingdom Come Batman;

Alex Ross' Justice League Batman;

Frank Miller's 50 year old Batman;

and of course TV's Batman Beyond (Terry McGinnis);

I can't wait to see what DC do with the Bat over the next year or so. Will there be a few different Batmen while the Battle for the Cowl rages on (as they did with the 4 Supermen who arrived while Supes lay 'dead' in his tomb)? Aaarrrgghh! I feel like a kid again!!

Indo-European Language Map

Just a cool map I found that traces the history and connections of the Indo-European languages (spoken by about half the world's population).

Batman R.I.P.

OK, I came into this storyline way too late to be able to hunt down back issues etc and cath up the proper way so I've been scouring the net and watching video reviews to try and keep up... and I'm confused as hell.

Basically the story is that a load of Batman super villains including the Joker (and some new dude/organisation called Black Glove) have come together to destroy Batman. To do this they decide to ruin his mind rather than his body. From what I can gather the end result is going to be that the twisted part of Bruce Wayne's mind that NEEDS him to become the Batman each night is to be eliminated leaving ONLY Bruce Wayne and NO MORE BATMAN.

Somewhere in there Bruce transforms himself into a twisted new Batman he calls the 'Batman of Zur-En-Arrh' (WTF?)

It seems Bruce's current love interest, Jezebel Jet, is a major player in the destruction of Batman (she is the infamous Black Glove who masterminded Batman's head-fucking). She know's Bruce is the Bat, has been in the batcave etc.

The original Robin (Dick Grayson, now known as Nightwing) may well be in line to take over the mantle of the Bat once Bruce drops out (and fair enough I say). However another contender for the cape and cowl is Bruce's love child with Talia Al Ghul, Damian. He beat the crap out of Robin (Tim Drake) in the batcave and took over as Robin for a while there coz he felt it was his birthright to do so.

The future for all of this seems to be that a new storyline for next year is about to unfold called 'Battle for the Cowl' in which a number of peeps (Mainly Tim Drake, Dick Grayson and Damian Al Ghul) will be vying for the right to officially take over as the Batman (and Robin) from here on out.

Phew, did you get all that? I fucking didn't. I'm confused as shit. I'm gonna have to wait for the TPB to read this thing start to finish and piece it all together finally. But it's been fascinating me no end.

The final issue of the storyline (Batman #681) will be out soon and all will be revealed. I'll update once I know what's going on. On a side note, DC are cancelling their off-shoot series 'Robin', 'Nightwing' and 'Birds of Prey' so I'm assuming that has a lot to do with this new 'Battle for the Cowl' series.

UP

New teaser for Pixar's next film. Lookin' good :)

Fanboys

OK, I officially can't wait for this film :)

Fanboys - Trailer | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

Monsters Vs Aliens

Here's the first trailer for the new Dreamworks film. Interesting, though a bit 'safe'.

Free Hugs - A love story

Made in Sydney!! Go Aussies!!!

Harry Potter gets cooler... I hope

So far the only Harry Potter film I've liked was the 4th one. Hated the first two (passionately), the 3rd was pretty good, the 4th fucking rocked, the 5th was cool but very sloppy and now we have the 6th coming out. Here's the teaser. Looking good so far. Fingers Crossed.

US Voting Truth... Simpson Style

Don't ask me how I got my hands on a clip from this years upcoming Simpsons Treehouse of Horrors but rest assured, that young insider I bribed will be remembered dearly.

Anyway, check out what happens when Homer tries to vote for Obama in the upcoming US election. It could be more true than I care to speculate.



The special will air on November 2.

Invasion of the Cute Bubbly Aliens

Olivier Bucheron (aka Zamak)'s 3D creations are goddam awesome! Check out the rest of his collection at his site. But if you don't speak French you can see it all here too.

Weta Rayguns

We all know Weta (the FX house in Wellington New Zealand who created the Lord of the Rings and King Kong) fucking rock!! Well it seems that between projects they make themselves busy creating awesome limited edition goodies such as these steampunk ray guns made specifically for the mantles of lucky rich bastards everywhere. Check out the full collection at their website.

Glowy the Glowball Glowbeast

Recently the Nobel Prize committee awarded the Nobel in chemistry to a group of US and Japanese researchers who successfully gave cats, rats and monkeys the same glow genes found in certain jelly fish. The thinking behind it is that these scientists tag the genes of specific diseases with the glowy gene, attatch it to the DNA of certain animals and breed a new batch. The ones born with a healthy glow have successfully been born into the doom of the chosen disease. The purpose being that it makes it a lot simpler to see if they have cured the disease when the buggers stop glowing. Simple.

Now if only they can inject my eye juices with the glow goo so I can have a set of wicked cartoon night eyes. Though it may be hard to sleep after. Hmmm.

Bad-Ass Smart Cars

As I mentioned in the last post; I love driving, BUT SmartCars freak me out. What the hell are you gonna do with a car you can barely fit a briefcase into? GET A FUCKING MOTORCYCLE YUPPY!

It seems I'm not alone in this. Some as-yet unknown Photoshop whizz has envisioned the Smart Cars of the future. Now THESE I would drive!!

Carcade

I love video games and I love driving. Now finally someone has come up with a way to combine these two loves into 1 uber-loveable creation called the carcade. A small camera mounted on a window analyzes the environment and creates a real-time video game where the passing surroundings become obstacles to an amazingly futuristic looking space fighter. My only concern is that the long drive through the Canadian prairies or the Australian outback could be a tad simple without any obstacles in their painfully flat landscapes. Oh well.