Xmas/New Years in Oz

This is what I have in store for me in a few days time :)

And so it is with a heavy heart that I return to the motherland. A land of sun, sex and youthful joy. Don't weep for me, it's my lot in life. Someone's gotta take the fall. Haha... WOOO!!!

Happy holidays y'all!!!

My Kind of TV Commercial! NSFW!

I admit it, I'm a voyeuristic lover of women and nudity, and in that vein comes a great new ad for washing machines. Enjoy :)

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Kung Fu Squirrels

Ghost Light Ad

Natural Harvest

Stop looking for the perfect xmas gift for that special lady in your life, I have found the only book they'll ever need. It's a cookbook for the finest of food connaisseurs called: Natural Harvest - A Collection of Seman-Based Recipes.

Here is the description of the book:

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Check out the product page here and have a skim thru the pics of each recipe. OMG!!

Foie Gras is for FUCKERS!!

Never, ever, EVER eat Foie Gras or I will personally come and fuck you up!!!!! Foie Gras is duck liver gotten from a duck that has been esentially tortured by closet psycho killers and fed to rich cunts who probably had tiger penis as an appetiser and monkey brains for dessert. Check out this video and steer very fucking clear of Foie Gras if you have any decency for life!!

Albert or Marilyn

From where you are sitting this probably looks like Albert Einstein. True. Now try stepping back from your monitor about 5 metres and watch it change to Marilyn Munroe. Crazy.

More

I had totally forgotten about this film until I stumbled across it again today. I remember it blowing me away when it first came out. So, without further ado, here is the awesome 1999 short film by 'Kung Fu Panda' director Mark Osborne called 'More'

Zombie Ronnie

Just found this and thought it was cool.

Honkbarn 5

My pal Todd Ramsay has just finished slaving over his new Honkbarn epic. Check it out with the other 4 episodes at http://www.honkbarn.com/

Tilt-Shift Video

It's a bit long but here's a video made with the tilt-shift effect that makes shots look like miniatures.


Metal Heart from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

Chicken Head Wonders

Smiley Skies

Here's a vid and a couple pics of the Moon/Venus/Jupitor smiley over Oz last night.